Spy: I was not able to understand your previous correspondence and an in-depth explanation is needed. Please re-iterate what you were trying to say and remember to use the secret spy system.
Whack Faction: You fool. Just re-read the original message.
Spy: All I could glean from the contents is that he is dead.  Everybody in Whack Faction already knows that he is dead.
Whack Faction: Fifty-Fifty. He could be dead. He could not be.
Spy: ...
Whack Faction: Stop playing games. Game night is Monday. You should already know your mission and whether he is dead. Acquire an anvil and some dynamite.
Spy: Say what you mean.
Whack Faction: He is dead.
Spy: I can see through you like an x-ray
Whack Faction: I hate you. I have always hated you. I do not know why mom likes you so much.